State of the Union Address
Drinking Game For Tonight’s State of the Union Address
Obama says, “Let me be clear.”
Do one shot
Obama says, “Change isn’t easy.”
Do one shot
Obama says, “Make no mistake.”
Do one shot
Obama says, “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”
He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so do five shots
Joe Wilson yells something.
Do two shots
Obama yells back.
Finish the bottle
Obama says, “jobs.”
Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed.
Obama says, “health care.”
Do not drink. You will not be given a replacement liver.
Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot
Obama mentions Bo.
Put beer in your dog’s water bowl
Joe Biden nods off / laughs inappropriately / starts talking before the speech is over.
Do three shots
Obama uses the term, “Congressional leadership.”
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow
Labels: Barack Obama, State of the Union
4 Comments:
:( Hmmmmmmm
Funny! Did you make this up? :)
If you looked closely, you could tell someone was just off-camera tossing fish to Pelosi.
I was thinking (while watching) that if I took a shot for everytime Pelosi jumped out of her seat, I'd be wasted for days!
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