Wednesday, February 03, 2010

The "Prostidude"

Get this – A New York Post reporter, Mandy Stadtmiller, gives us this hilarious account of her encounter with “Markus”. It turns out that he’s America’s first legal male prostitute – sorry—
-- surrogate lover.

Prostitution is legal in Las Vegas, so Markus made his services available to women willing to pay five hundred bucks.

Isn’t that nice? What's more, in another interview he even went as far as comparing himself to Rosa Parks.

Rosa Parks! That brave woman who made history by becoming the first African-American female bus driver. Can you believe that?
I don't know that this he-whore is worth five hundred bucks. Frankly, if you put a pair of glasses on him, he could pass for Ugly Betty's twin brother.

Now, normally I don't make fun of people on this blog. Not this much anyway.

But the dude just compared himself to Rosa Parks. The satirical gloves are off.

Anyway, at one point he mentioned that he loves cooking French cuisine. His favorite meal?

“Chicken cordon bleu,” was his reply.

That would have done it for me. I'm sorry, but if I had been a woman who had just shelled out five hundred bucks, I would have HAD to ask for a refund right then and there.

That is, after I had stopped laughing.

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At 8:57 PM , Blogger f8hasit said...

So he thinks he's a disadvantaged older African American woman?

$500 bucks.
Sorry. He'd have to pay ME.

At 11:13 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

OMG, the guy's not even attractive! Wow. The nerve of some people. :)


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