Monday, November 19, 2007

W W J D?

According the Christian Post, the pastor of a large church in Kentucky has asked the church’s 8,000 members to send letters of love and support to Britney Spears.

Isn’t that just the loveliest thing you’ve ever heard? Thousands of children are starving every day, but these folks expend their energy by writing to Britney Spears.

"I believe they are doing exactly what Jesus would do," said Tammy Harlan, a Louisiana resident. "I wish more churches would reach out."

Sure honey, that’s right. We have not one single, written word from Jesus Christ himself. He was spending his time and energy writing to wayward pop stars in Jerusalem.

Mary: "Son, I wish you would write to Mark. He hasn't heard about that lovely sermon you gave on the mount. Or was it a plain? Whatever."

Jesus: "Not now, mom. I'm writing to Salwa."

Mary: "Who's Salwa?"

Jesus: "Geez, Mom. She's that famous singer who got busted riding that donkey after drinking too much wine. You know, during that wedding you and I went to. The one in Cana. Don't you know anything?"

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At 1:42 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...


At 1:54 PM , Blogger Citymouse said...

Did I tell you about the poster in my sunday school room? It says what would Neil Young do!

At 3:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Jesus Christ! Who raised you to talk that way? Were you born in a barn? Never mind."

At 4:24 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Having totally pissed off 11 of 12 apostles, JP now goes for the grail, ticking off the Virgin Mary.

At 4:40 PM , Blogger Br. Jonathan said...

Mouse: I want to attend that Sunday school.

JP: Good one! Yes, you went for the grail.

At 1:10 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess even ministers can be star struck, but this is a sad reflection on him and his followers.


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