Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Subway Scene

This morning in the crowded Clark & Lake subway station (which is underneath the Thompson Center), this is what took place:

Bing Bong (announcement begins over the speaker) “Customer service is needed at the Thompson Center kiosk.”

Homelessey-looking man (yelling) “What the f**k is a kiosk!”

. . . pause . . .

Bing Bong . . . “Customer service is needed at the Thompson Center kiosk.”

“What the f**k is a kiosk!”

. . . pause . . .

Bing Bong . . . “Customer service is needed at the Thompson Center kiosk.”

“What the f**k is a kiosk!”

. . . pause . . .

Bing Bong . . . “Customer service is needed at the Thompson Center kiosk.”

“What the f**k is a kiosk!”

. . . pause . . .

Bing Bong . . . “Customer service is needed at the Thompson Center kiosk.”

“What the f**k is a kiosk!”

Passenger waiting for a train points to the kiosk and yells at the man:
“THAT is a f**king kiosk!!!”

The homeless man walks away.

. . . pause . . .

Okay, that passenger was me.

6 Comments:

At 12:43 PM , Blogger Bob said...

Sounds like you were just helping someone out to me. =]

 
At 1:59 PM , Blogger jp said...

I think he was just being rhetorical.

 
At 2:56 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

I agree with Bob--you were just helping someone out. *smiles*

 
At 5:12 PM , Blogger Speck said...

Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

 
At 9:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why....he was homeless? So sad.

 
At 10:27 AM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Bwahahahaha!

 

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