Top of the Heap
I just googled myself.
I'm not ashamed to admit it because, I suppose, everyone does it.
My name was at the top of the list and it was a link to all the satire articles I've written.
I like that.
I know it's narcissistic. I know it's evidence of low self-esteem. I know I'll go blind if I keep googling myself.
But I like it.