God's Happy People

Yesterday, my friend, Iwanski, took some great photos of these really happy people who were having an anti-gay rally downtown. You can view his photos (and really hilarious captions) here.

Now, just look at these people.

Don't they look like they're having fun?

No?

I just don't understand these folks who protest against gay marriage. They say they want to "protect marriage!" And that marriage should be "one woman and one man."

Fine.

What's stopping any one man and one woman from getting married?

Nothing will change for men and women who want to do so.

Here's some advice for these happy folks: If you're against gay marriage, then by all means, don't marry someone of the same sex! 

As I was looking at them, I noticed one woman and thought, "She looks just like a Far Side cartoon character."

Really! Take a look: 

Here's the happy crowd.

Here's a Far Side cartoon:

The woman

The cartoon character:

Yes, we may encounter their nonsense here and there, but can you imagine what it must be like to live in their heads twenty-four-seven?