We're under all sorts of wind advisories today and the weather forecasters here in Chicago are having a field day. It's supposed to be the worst weather in 70 years. They live for this stuff.
Right now, the 83-story building I work in is creaking and groaning and making all sorts of noises. I think I saw Elmira Gultch fly by my 22nd story window on her bicycle. It was pretty cool.
So, I looked at the weather conditions online.
Current wind speed: 44 mph.
Temperature: 117 F
Wait . . . what?
Maybe the weather-person needs to pay attention to something besides the wind.