Just When You Think You've Heard It All

Here's a spa in Santa Fe that offers a cleansing mask which is made from powdered "sanitized droppings" of the nightingale.

The high nitrogen content draws out bacteria from the skin and breaks down dead skin cells more gently than acid peels. Used for centuries by geisha in Japan, the facial is “an all-natural way to brighten and smooth the skin.”

Oh, and it costs 115 bucks.

I can just hear the staff at this spa:

First staff member: "Oh my god! These people are actually paying us to smear bird poop on their faces! Can you believe this??"

Second staff member: "Let's see how much they'll pay to be pummeled with a dead weasel!"

I just have to say it. . . .

. . . . This really gives new meaning to the term "shit-faced".