Mars Dodged a Bullet

I turns out that the nasty asteriod won't be hitting Mars after all according to the world's leading geeky scientists.

I am SO relieved!

Not that I care two hoots about Martian activity, but an event like this would have been featured ad nauseum on The Explosion Channel.

It would have taken over all my Geek Channels as well. Bigfoot and UFOs would never be featured again.

I'm relieved.