Life on Public Transportation
I'm so glad I live in the middle of a big city so that I don't have to own a car. Within two blocks of my apartment are over a dozen bus lines and access to every single train/subway line in Chicago. Needless to say, I ride the CTA (Chicago Transit Authority) a lot.
There are always lots of irritating people on the train. Always. I usually adopt the following modes of defense: (1) Ignore everyone, even if a homocide is occuring (2) Never make eye contact with anyone (3) Avoid sitting in urine.
However, a couple of days ago I was on my way to the North side of town, taking the red line to meet a friend for lunch. There was an elderly, blind man standing in the car, announcing to all the passengers that he was blind, that he'd had such a hard life, would we all find it in our hearts to donate a few coins, blah, blah, blah! Now, mind you, there's a $200 fine for soliciting on CTA property. I really get annoyed at these people who still do that, because they know we're a captive audience.
I could tell that this fellow really was blind, you know, he had those spooky, grey, non-eyes. He also kept tap-tap-tapping our feet with his damn stick.
So, when he got near me, I stood up and quietly told him:
"Sir, I'm Officer Wheat with the Chicago Police. It's illegal to solicit on CTA property and I'm going to have to ask you to stop. Now, can I help you to a seat?"
He was all, "Okay, okay, okay, yes sir."
I helped him get seated and everyone on the train was staring at me, probably wondering what I did to get him to stop.
I loved it!
Yes, I have all the sympathy in the world for him. But he was violating a law and annoying all of us captives. It's also dangerous for him to be walking around in a train that's lurching about. He could have hurt himself, or worse, fallen on a little one.
For the rest of my ride, he remained quiet and seated.
Yay! I love being in control like that.
5 Comments:
$200 fine for begging.
Jail time for impersonating a police officer.
But getting your way? Priceless.
:0)
I think the CTA should give you a badge.
Thank you, Kyle.
Iwanski, I would SO love a badge!
A shiny sliver badge with an eagle on it! And eagle eating Thai food! A Thai food eating eagle that's playing the piano!
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