Caffeinated Naughty Parts

Now I've heard everything.

I just read about a new product called "Shower Shock." It's a bar of peppermint-scented soap that contains caffeine. When you shower with it, you get the equivalent of two cups of coffee. Transdermally.

I thought, "Ooo! I want that!"

But then I realized how much I like my Starbucks in the morning. Why in the world would I want to obtain my caffeine through my naughty parts rather than through a cup of freshly brewed Italian roast?

I've got better things to do with my naughty parts.

Geez!