Lunchtime Scene - Tempura Ass

I recently stopped in on a Chinese buffet for lunch near my workplace. Check out the labeling on the sneeze-shield: 

Yes, ha-ha-ha, the ten-year-old in me had to come back the next day to get a photo of it for you. 

If I was a new restaurant owner in China, I wonder how many people would be making fun of my Chinese labeling and blogging about it?

At least these folks knew to place a period when abbreviating "Assortment."

That's pretty impressive when you think about it.