New Cable Station

Why doesn't my cable provider just be done with it and provide a 24-hour Michael Jackson Channel?

MJC

Yes, his death was tragic, but come on!!!

I was never a much of a Michael Jackson fan anyway with all that squeaking and hiccuping.

There are other things are happening in the world.

I think something's happening in Nicaragua. Or Honduras. Who knows?

Sara Palin is up to some Sara Palin-esque things.

Do we really need to know the present-day whereabouts of Bubbles the Chimp?

Palin-Putin Air Space

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. . . . "