Politics - - Here We Go

Okay, I’m going to do something I don’t normally do.

I’m going to express some political opinions about the candidates.

Seriously. Just quick-n-dirty.

Clinton: She has the most experience and it would be soooo comforting to have The Clintons back in the White House where they belong.

Obama: Elegant. Articulate. Charismatic. I can’t imagine him doing anything scandalous or effing anything up.

Edwards: I really admire someone who’s come from poverty and who has also experienced affliction like he has. (the death of his 16 year-old son in an auto accident). I think he’d make a fine vice president. My bet? He probably will.

Richardson: An even better vice president.

Romney: Absolutely revolting. ‘Nuf said.

McCain: Not revolting. But, sadly, we already live in a militarized nation and a military man is the last thing we need in the White House.

Huckabee: Are you kidding me? This guy is a Southern Baptist minister who barely attended divinity school. He’s not even qualified to be in a pulpit, much less a public office.

Guiliani: I’ve seen New York City before and after his reign. I admire anyone who can do what he did for New York.

But who am I to give political observations?

If I had my choice, our next president would be a socialist vegan whose political platform included universal food subsidies to Whole Foods Market.