On The Phone With Direct TV
Very friendly Direct TV person: “Oh, I see you’re calling from Chicago.”
Me: “Yes”
Very friendly Direct TV person: “Are you a bulls fan?”
Me: “A what?”
Very friendly Direct TV person: "A bulls fan."
Me: "What's that?"
Very surprised Direct TV person: “That’s the basketball team!”
Me: “I’ve never watched a basketball game.”
Very astonished Direct TV person: “Well . . . uh . . . it’s very interesting.”
She sets me up with the expanded service I called for.
Very helpful Direct TV person: “Now, is there anything else I can do for you?”
Me: “No, that should do it. Thanks.”
Completely clueless Direct TV person: “Could I interest you in the NFL Sunday package?”
Me: (laughing) “Could you just remove all the sports stations instead?”
posted by Br. Jonathan @ 9/15/2010
4 Comments
4 Comments:
You are such a jock!
LOL! John and I laughed out loud at this one. :)
I can't believe you've never watched a basketball game! I think it's really fun in person, just sort-of fun on t.v.
I will sign the petition to remove all sports from TV. This includes the olympics.
Can I just get them to remove all the channels I've never heard of? I must have 400 channels. It's like my brain - I only use 10%
jp: under no circumstances are you to remove the Olympics, particularly not the male diving competition.
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