State of the Union Address

Drinking Game For Tonight’s State of the Union Address

Obama says, “Let me be clear.”
Do one shot

Obama says, “Change isn’t easy.”
Do one shot

Obama says, “Make no mistake.”
Do one shot

Obama says, “Let me be clear, change isn’t easy, make no mistake.”
He’s screwing with you to get you drunk, so do five shots

Joe Wilson yells something.
Do two shots

Obama yells back.
Finish the bottle

Obama says, “jobs.”
Do one shot, two if you’re unemployed.

Obama says, “health care.”
Do not drink. You will not be given a replacement liver.

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
Do one shot

Obama mentions Bo.
Put beer in your dog’s water bowl

Joe Biden nods off / laughs inappropriately / starts talking before the speech is over.
Do three shots

Obama uses the term, “Congressional leadership.”
Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow