Sip With Care
I'm sitting here looking at my to-go cup of coffee.
The plastic lid includes the dire warning:
Caution
Hot
Sip With Care
And I'm thinking, "No, I'm going to sip with complete abandon."
Who actually says, "Sip with care"?
And what about the road signs that say,
Children at Play
Do R-rated movies say,
Children under 17 not admitted
Couples at copulate
These are things I ponder while drinking my hot beverage.
3 Comments:
There is a sign as you enter my subdivision that says...
SLOW
CHILDREN AT PLAY
I always feel so sorry for the slow children.
I wonder if there is a sign that says: "FAST: CHILDREN AT PLAY" I know this mother would give up eating on certain days to keep her to cleaver boys safe. Love and Prayer, MA
Dude, I LOVE that you think about stuff like this!--John and I do, too. *smiles*
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