Okay, telling jokes on one’s blog is pretty much a cliché as well, but I recently came across this doozy of a joke that warrants passing on.
Here it is . . .
A man appeared at the bedroom door carrying a sheep in his arms while his wife was in bed reading a book. She looked it him with disgust and said, “What the hell are you doing with that sheep?”
The man replied, “I just wanted you to see the cow that I make love to whenever you have a headache.”
The woman answered, “You idiot. Anyone can tell that’s a sheep and not a cow.”
The man responded, “I was speaking to the sheep.”
That is SOOOOO funny, and yet so very, very wrong.
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Thanks for breaking the 'joke on a blog' cliche rule.
I love that joke!! LOL!! :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. I can't access Facebook scrabble from work--that site is blocked--damn! I'll have to try it tonight or SOMETIME soon!! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat did one snowman say to the other? That's funny, I smell carrots too!
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