Friday, September 18, 2009

One of the Best Jokes Ever

Okay, telling jokes on one’s blog is pretty much a cliché as well, but I recently came across this doozy of a joke that warrants passing on.

Here it is . . .

A man appeared at the bedroom door carrying a sheep in his arms while his wife was in bed reading a book. She looked it him with disgust and said, “What the hell are you doing with that sheep?”

The man replied, “I just wanted you to see the cow that I make love to whenever you have a headache.”

The woman answered, “You idiot. Anyone can tell that’s a sheep and not a cow.”

The man responded, “I was speaking to the sheep.”

4 comments:

  1. That is SOOOOO funny, and yet so very, very wrong.
    :-)

    Thanks for breaking the 'joke on a blog' cliche rule.

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  2. I love that joke!! LOL!! :)

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  3. P.S. I can't access Facebook scrabble from work--that site is blocked--damn! I'll have to try it tonight or SOMETIME soon!! :)

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  4. What did one snowman say to the other? That's funny, I smell carrots too!

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