I Thought I Knew Everything

Just when I thought I knew everything, I found out that I didn’t.

Have you ever misspelled the word “similar”? I’ve often seen people spell it “simular” and even say it that way.

Well, who knew that “simular” is actually a word?

“Simular” is something simulates; it’s counterfeit; it’s a sham.

e.g: “Paris Hilton is simular to a person with a brain. Her intelligence is similar to that of an amoeba.”

Okay, now I know everything.