Cheney Rampage Continues

Upon arriving home from a hunting trip in Texas, Vice-Prsident Dick Cheney discovered that his granddaughter's puppy, Morrison, had accidently soiled a priceless Persian rug in the vice-presidential home.
The seven-week old Basset hound had been recently acquired by Cheney as a birthday gift and had yet to be house trained. Having been under extreme emotional stress after the shooting in Texas, Cheney procured a shovel and fatally assaulted the puppy.

His granddaughter spent the next eighteen hours calling for Morrison before Cheney finally informed her that the puppy had gone to heaven.