The Perfect Holiday Gift

Here's the perfect holiday gift for pet owners. It's called "Poop-Freeze." I'm not making this up!
When you're walking your dog who leaves a big, steaming pile on a downtown sidewalk you can spray this on the offensive emission and voila! it's now frozen, ready to be scooped up neatly. Either that or kicked under a car. And here's the best part: It's non-flammable! That's a good thing, too, otherwise I can just see this scenario at the emergency room:

Doctor: How did these burns occur?
Patient: Well, I was attempting to freeze some dog-poo while smoking a cigarette and it blew up in my face.
Doctor: Oh, you should have ordered the non-flammable Poop Freeze.

I wonder what would happen if you sprayed it on a live pigeon?

Anyway, you can get it from petvetdirect.com. Here's the product description:

POOP-FREEZE™ is a specially formulated aerosol freeze spray that, upon contact, forms a frosty film on dog poop (or cat poop) to harden the surface for easy pick-up. POOP-FREEZE is a great companion to a pooper scooper for clean fast dog poop or cat poop disposal.
POOP-FREEZE is non-flammable, contains no CFC’s and is perfect for both outside and indoor use. Totally safe for both humans and pets when used as directed. Great product testimonials have been given to POOP-FREEZE for dog poop and cat poop removal. POOP-FREEZE, a pooper scooper and dog poop waste bags are the perfect solutions to fast and easy dog poop and cat poop removal.

But wait! Here's a companion gift for Poop Freeze. It's the Poopsadaisy doggie backpack for toting the droppings to the nearest drop-off facility. After all, Fido made the disgusting mess, so why not make him carry it home?

Poopsadaisy can be ordered at cleverpetproducts.com

Here's the product description:

When you and your companion are “on the road” the PoopsadaisyTM is ideal for toting necessary outing items so you don’t have to.

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PoopsadaisyTM can be used to carry dog poop pick up bags and act as a safe and sanitary way to carry dog poop. Just pick up dog poop with a bag stored in the convenient outside front pocket and place into pouch for secure keeping until you are able to place in the garbage.
As an alternative - is also great for carrying your pooches’ possessions while out and about including dog treats, balls for playtime and other dog toys.
Great to use when out for a walk or run, playing in the park or while hiking or camping.