We just had a “potluck” lunch at work. They’re fun, but certainly not the most healthy way to go.
I’ve noticed two things that always happen at these workplace potlucks:
1. There are way too many desserts
2. Staff members bring casseroles that need to be heated up in the tiny break-room microwave. They each take 40 minutes to heat up, thus causing casseroles to be stacked up like airliners in a holding pattern over O’Hare.
Arrivals are, thus, full of tension and never on time.
Today, I brought chipotle potato salad. Against my better judgement, it was a Rachel Ray recipe; and although her creations sound good, they’re all . . .well . . . careless and tasteless slop.
I didn’t get any compliments and so, for all intents and purposes, the employee potluck was a HUGE failure as far as I’m concerned. It’s all Rachel Ray’s fault, of course.
I think one person forgot it was potluck day – and they brought two sacks of White Castle burgers. How freaking lazy can you get?
Anyway, here’s what I had for lunch at the potluck:
2 White Castle burgers (I LOVE White Castle burgers)
Mac & Cheese
Chips & salsa
3 slices of fancy cheese
1 pot sticker (again, confirming the fact that I don’t like pot stickers)
Carrot sticks & hummus
Handful of Puppy Chow
I’ve never had Puppy Chow before but it’s terrific stuff. It would be a big hit at any holiday gathering, especially with the little ones.
I’m going to see if there are anymore White Castles left. . . .
Watching "Hoarders" has ruined potlucks for me. I look at a homemade casserole and automatically wonder if a mousie dribbled peepee across the kitchen counter where the dish was prepared. (Not your kitchen counter of course.) At least with fast-food joints the Health Inspector stops by every now and again.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you've never had Puppy Chow before! YUMMY! :)
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