A Tragedy Ensued

I remember seeing this woman on TV recently, Lee Redmond, who has not cut her nails in almost thirty years. She holds the Guinness World Record for having the longest nails.

Here's a photo of her.
Well, apparently, she was recently involved in a car accident and while her injuries were not life-threatening, she lost her nails.

I wonder what the first thing she is going to do now that she's no longer encumbered by these things?

Several things come to mind. I shan't mention them here.