It's Pat!
Yesterday when I was at the gym, I was minding my own business while torturing myself on some upper-body machine when a very strange person walked over in front of me.
For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out of this person was male or female. This person was around sixty years old I’d say, not very attractive at all, and sort of reminded me of the
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Do you remember that character? In every skit about Pat, the guest star would ask Pat a number of questions trying to get Pat to divulge a gender.
Anyway, this person was wearing baggy short-shorts and proceeded to plop down on the floor directly in front of me, laying on his/her back. Then, this person proceeded to perform some quick leg-raises, crossing and un-crossing the legs really wide, back and forth at the knees. . . in these baggy short-shorts . . . facing me.
I quickly averted my eyes, looking upward. I think I had an expression on my face resembling Jim Halpert from The Office - - you know, when he looks at the camera with that wide-eyed, alarmed look on his face.
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The leg-raising-and-crossing continued, unabated, in front of me.
I still kept wondering what gender this strange person was.
Male? Female? Maybe intersexed?
I really didn’t have a clue.
The raised leg crossing-and-spreading continued. . . .
Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. The curiosity got to me. I just had to know. Surely, just a quick glance toward the baggy shorts would tell me what I wanted to know.
I did it.
I stole a furtive glance into the netherworld of those baggy shorts directly in front of me not ten feet away.
And you know what? . . .
. . . For the life of me, I still couldn’t tell.
Labels: Jim Halpert, Pat, Saturday Night Live, The Office
2 Comments:
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! :)
OMG... tooo funny
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