At the Workplace

I’m really busy at work after having been away on work-related hoo-ha for the past couple of days.

So, having spent many years in the workforce, I shall give you my quick-n-dirty rules about the workplace.

It will serve you well. . .

1. Never have more than one drink with your boss

2. Never say anything about a co-worker you wouldn’t say to their face

3. If you make a mistake, don’t cover it up; If you mess up, ‘fess up.

4. Avoid office romances (i.e. “Don’t get laid where you get paid.”)

5. When the boss says it’s “crunch time,” just walk down the corridors and hallways really fast.