It's a Possum!

Okay, the two hunters had their press conference today revealing their "evidence" of the dead Bigfoot they found.

Of course, they have the body of the dead Bigfoot at an undisclosed location.

Of the three DNA samples that came back, one was inconclusive, one was human and the other was of a possum.

The hunters said that the Bigfoot had probably just eaten a possum.

That's silly!

Everyone knows Bigfoots don't like possums.

Sheesh!