Porn Names

I'm sure you've all heard this.

If you were going to be a porn star, do you know how to select a name? It goes like this:

For guys: Take your middle name, then the name of a previous street you lived on (unless it's a numbered street)

For gals: Take the name of the last female pet you had, then the name of a previous street you lived on (unless it's a numbered street)

For example, my cousin, Shannon, would be:
"Sheba Marblehead"

Her sister, Joanna, would be:
"Lola Baumann"

My brother would be:
"Bradley Sunnyside"

My sister would be:
"Fifi Benton"

See? It really works!

Mine would be . . . drum roll . . . . .

Buck McMaster

Isn't that great??
It almost makes me want to change professions.

I don't know what Miss Healthypants and Iwanski would be, but we're meeting for dinner tonight and I'll find out.

Try it!

What would yours be??