Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Soy Ploy

Just when I think I've heard everything that the Wingnuts could possibly come up with, they surprise me.

Here's a six-part series on how soy is the cause of homosexuality.

Whaaaat???? (Sound of screeching brakes)

Yes, apparently if you feed soy milk to baby boys, it makes them gay. According to this author:

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. "

I can hear it now:

Dad: "Honey, did you give soy milk to Cooper? He's singing Judy Garland lyrics again. . . "

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At 2:02 PM , Blogger Barb said...

Maybe that explains the pony tail on my 74 y/o father after he became a vegan! LOL

At 10:39 PM , Blogger Miss Healthypants said...

Gimme a freakin' break!! Homophobes will stop at nothing!!

At 1:14 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

See! I told you it was those damn hippies that were responsible for the homosexualizing of America.

Damn hippies.

At 1:14 PM , Blogger Lorraine said...

Oh, and if soy is at the root of homosexuality than it must mean that the Japanese and other tofu-loving cultures must be queer as football bats.


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